'Rise of the Guardians' movie poster. I don't know you, but I already hate you.

I've mentioned before how I feel about the upcoming holiday film Rise of the Guardians. 

And by "mentioned," I mean vehemently ranted.

Just like the plot of the film itself (Santa, Sandman, Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fairy get together and protect children? Where's Chris Hansen?), the movie poster is too busy with too much shit going on. And is that Joffrey from "Game of Thrones"? Santa's a traitor! Is that what they mean by "Winter is coming"?

Comments

[the delicate place]

i have never seen a santa with a full sleeve. is mrs. claus lolita?

[Mego]

I wonder if he refers to Mrs. Claus as his "Old Lady"!