We've come to this: text message recaps of 'Girls.' For those whose interest wanes after 160 characters (or when it comes to 'Girls,' just 4).

I'm still not watching "Girls," and but apparently Lena Dunham is still the wittiest bitch since Shakespeare. 

My friend's Gchat recaps have been reduced to mere text messages, as she's lost interest even in her own reviews of the show. Here's a brief recap of "Girls," episode 8: "Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too."

This 20-something listlessness is just the kind of ennui that gets Lena Dunham accolades and descriptions like, "genius." Where's Dara's medal?