Anastasia Steele is setting women back like a reverse yodeler from "The Price is Right."
Or maybe like Michael Jackson moonwalking.
In chapter 4 of Fifty Shades Darker, there's a whole lot of sex going on. Although we get two---count 'em, TWO---scenes where Christian and Ana are about to have sex and E.L. James decides to metaphorically fade to black. That's right. She's yadda-yaddaing over the best part.
We also learn about how Christian feels about Ana's boss Jack ("That fucker better watch himself" - Christian), and that a Ben & Jerry's cross-over flavor could be coming soon (Fifty Shades of Earl Grey Tea ice cream? Vanilla Sex ice cream?). If you liked ice cream before this chapter, you may hate it after.
Also, would a better title for this book be, How to Get a BDSM Guy to be Monagamous in 5 to 6 Weeks?